The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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