YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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