Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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