I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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