Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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