puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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