Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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