I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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