She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
