Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
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