He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Swine flu. Run for my life!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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