Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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