I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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