This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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