His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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