He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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