Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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