I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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