How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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