I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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