I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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