last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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