Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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