yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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