Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
At least make sure they are 18
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I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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