She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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