so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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