Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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