i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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