"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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