garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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