oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
