I just made out with a guy for $7.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I would fuck him just for his dog
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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