your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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Found the puke drawer
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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