Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We got so high we made milksteak
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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