Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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