You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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