My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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