this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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