I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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