youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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