He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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