The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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