New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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