I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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