I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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