fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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