What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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