im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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