im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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