The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You can't motorboat a personality
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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