1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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