Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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