I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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