Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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