Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Everyone says I win the strip club
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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